I sneezed and my nose came off, what do I do?

It is on the coffee table right now and I don't what to do.
Ask Michael Jackson for advice.
Put it under your pillow tonight and the nose fairy will come along and steal
it.
Super glue it back on be sure and not clog the nostrils you will not be able to
breathe.
Just pick your nose, and put it back again using stick glue, stapler or gun
tacker...
I suggest you put the coke away and call 911
super glue should do the trick.
super glue if u can't deal with a hammer and nails
ask your wife mrs potatoe head to fix it back on