I am 200lbs a daily user of marijuana and I want to pass a swab test, how long will it take me to pass???

Please Help!!!
What the hell? Are people on here really this retarded? I always knew there were
a lot of clueless people on here, but this is the most extreme example yet.

You said you had a swab test and people are telling you to buy fake piss? LOL

Anyway, swab tests are a piece of cake. Usually a day without smoking is all it
takes. To be safe, try stopping 2-3 days in advance.

LMAO...I got a thumbs down for using common sense and intelligence.
fine be a dumbass and fail the test Report It
You have a few options:
1. It'll take about 3 or 4 weeks if you stop now and let it get out of your
system naturally.
2. You can buy a drink that gives you a four hour window.
3. You can buy a do-it-yourself drug test and test yourself at home to see if
you pass or fail.
4. Use the Whizzinator. www.whizzinator.com/

Email me if you have any questions.

Obama 08!
6 months of not smoking weed at all. get a bottle of pee from a friend who
doesn't smoke it and use that on the swab if you're just trying to fake it.
don't just use water on it- that doesn't work. maybe try cutting down if you
really want to.
You're already ******. It'll take several months. Might us well take another
hit.
Don't smoke. PERIOD.
Like a month or 2 but during that time u can't smoke and u should be drinking a
lot of water.
dont smoke weed

Risks of eating 900 calories a day?

I've
been eating about 900 calories a day for about a year now.
I'm 15, 5'8, about 120 pounds.
I'm not low of energy or anything...I've gone through cross country season (3-5
miles a day) eating this way.
I eat fruits and vegetables, and I get protein and my vitamins everyday. Just,
obviously not as much as others.
I'm a healthy eater in other regards; I don't eat any junk food or fast food.
And I drink tons of green tea (if that accounts for anything).

So can anyone tell me what I'm at risk for?
Any answers are much appreciated, just not rude ones, please. :D
Assuming that you are not loosing weight, the only concern would be a vitamin
deficiency... Meaning, just make sure you take a multi-vitamin and you are
covered..

Also, one other thing you might want to consider is making sure you get enough
calcium. This will help reduce your risk of osteoporosis later in the future...
A simple glass of low fat milk per day should be enough...

In short, if you are not loosing weight and still getting some exercise, then
there really is not much health concern to doing this...


Good Luck and I Hope this Helps...
Fat gain in the future would be a strong possibility as your body might get used
to 900 a day,carbs are the enemy.

One of my testicles hangs a little bit lower than the other is this normal.?

no ure an alien
No, common problem. There is a muscle around the testicle that is responsible
for retraction into the abdomen. You can produce this by scratching the inside
of your thigh next to your testicle and produce the Cremasteric Reflex(name of
the muscle). This is of no concern, your body is doing what it is supposed to
do.
Yes that is normal, otherwise they would bang against each other every time you
try to walk anywhere and that would not feel very good!
yes. It prevents them from twisting around each other. It's a puberty thing.
its normal dude. it is surposed to be like that.so when you move it does not
collide with each other.
yes, so that they will move easily over each other.
Yes. It's actually supposed to do that with every man on the planet.
yea so does mine
well, if they dont then thats abnormal

Procrastinantion problem...help!!!!?

people
who have always procrastinated....how'd u stop??? im sick of doing my homework
at like 10:00 at night...i always say to myself im gonna finish my homework as
soon as i get home and i dont...im getting rlly tired in the morning and i feel
bad when i dont do my homework... a few times ive done my homework early and it
felt good not knowing that i had a lot of work to do before bed. i need to find
a good way to finish my homework and projects early. please please help me!!!
Set yourself a goal of every day when you have something to get done, you have
to do it by three hours after you get home. Make believe you have to have it by
that time rather than the next day. Give yourself a reward if you get the job
done ahead of time but if you don't, you have to pay a fine for not doing it.
Make it hurt if you don't do it and really nice if you get it done. Get in a
habit of it and you will find it comes a lot easier. Good
luck.

Warning Label on Picture Frame?

I bought a
very cute picture frame, and on the back there is a warning label that says
something like "Prop 65: a chemical in this item is known to the state of
california to cause cancer"

should I be concerned about inhaling anything, and/or touching it and accidently
getting something in my mouth? Should I be worried (should I get rid of it?)
almost all organic chemical can cause cancer so the manufacturer should state
that just in case of something bad happened u cannot prosecute him rarely happen
from a frame
You can read all about it here - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_...
California just has stricter rules on these things. I wouldn't be too worried
about it unless you are really serious about accidentally getting it in your
mouth ;)

What do you do on those days when you feel 'fat?'?

Hey there, so we went out to brunch earlier today, I suppose i ate
just a tad bit too much. And i had soem popcorn when I got home, and I made
nachos, but i threw them away, but i'm just feeling 'fat' today, since i broke
my diet, i feel icky, how do i get htis feeling to go away?
I have these days too, usually when I am hungover because I eat EVERYTHING in
sight. There really is nothing you can do about today. I would just try to not
too eat a whole lot of junk food for the rest of the evening. Maybe have a
really healthy dinner. And just hit the gym extra hard tomorrow. Or, if you're
feeling up to it tonight, maybe run for a bit.

SORRY! I totally read your question wrong. When you said "throw them away" I
thought it said "throw up." I'm really sorry!

Like I said, just wait it out - let the food digest and exercise! : )
i had a fat day today too. i feel like i ate to much so now im trying to do as
much exercise as possible. i did 100 sit ups and im thinking about going for a
jog and then more sit ups/exercise.

answer pls:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
haha i had a fat daaay today! huge breakfast for mothers day.. wellll i guess i
just made it through the daay without eating anything else, im still not hungry
since 10 o clock :p but ya!
I put on my spanx! hehe

Is it wrong to pray for death?

I've been
praying for God to kill me ever since my first suicide attempt. I'm on my third,
have been to countless shrinks and on various meds. I just don't care to live
and don't want to, but I'm such a fricken coward I fail every time I try to kill
myself. the world's overpopulated anyway, what's one less gonna matter. people
move on. family may cry, but tears dry.
It's good that you are praying to God, but, pray for His will to be done. Not
your death. I know things are rough right now, but, things will get better,
you'll see. Besides, don't you want to live your life? Get married? Have kids?
dude, you have your whole live ahead, don't leave now. If you want to talk more,
go to my profile and e-mail me. Hang in there.
I have prayed for death and roamed the streets looking for it. As time passed I
began to love myself and my life and I was ashamed of ever wanting to die. I
have helped several people who would have had messed up lives were it not for th
efact that I was there for them when nobody else was. they would have killed
themselves if I wasn't there for them. I have helped people to overcome
hardships that they couldn't find a way out of, and now that I'm a rich man I
can help whomever I choose to. My life is sweet and enjoyable. My advice to you
is not to be lazy about life. By this I mean that most people who give up on
life haven't really lived. It's not their fault, but they need to learn that
there are things to enjoy out there and things to live for, especially the joy
that comes from relationships and helping people. Why not pray to God to make
your life enjoyable and show you that you are worthwhile. It only takes one
person to change history. I do it every day. Please don't take yourself out of
the running, because it can be a very glorious thing to finish the race. Have
yuo tried group therapy for suicide. You can start by helping others who want to
do the same to overcome.
I have prayed for death before, you are not alone. But you have to realize that
no matter if the world is overpopulated or not you are somebody, people will be
devastated if you kill yourself. I knew a girl who walked into her house and
found her brother hanging, she is in constant therapy now because of this. You
will probably hurt others in ways you couldn't even guess if you kill yourself.
Have you tried talking to family or friends about your suicide thoughts? You
could also call a suicide hotline 1-800-784-2433. And maybe see about getting to
a doctor to talk about your feelings of suicide. Good luck:)
dude why would you pray for death... i mean just live your life if theres ****
in your life you dont wana deal with you dont have to really... even if your
underage im 16 myself and i dont get told what to do what to do what i do is out
of respect i aint gonna lie i have thought about commiting suside but its a
selfish dumb thing to do tommrows always better man live one day at a time and
if that dont work each hour if not that one min dude life is beauitful find what
you like and do it
I used to wish I was dead (don't believe in God so no praying). I, too, failed
at my three attempts. A lot of therapy and meds, but what turned me around was
the love from a dog. I started to wish I could get better; that people could
understand me; that today would be easier than yesterday. I know it's hard, so
very hard for you right now, but try to pray to "just be" and not for and end.

I care if you hang in there. Good luck, my friend.
yes beacuse everyone will die sometime. God choses when. You do actually matter
you know? One less person could've changed the future for everyone else. It
affects the economy, and it'll hurt all the people who care so badly that you
don't even know because you're so selfish. Have you tried hitchhiking?
Traveling? Maybe you'll find something out there that'll respark the life in
you. Maybe you'll die along the way. Try it.
Have you gotten help? One less person? One person can change another person and
that person then changes the next....we all need each other. Life's a circle.
Please get help. Families never move one....the survive.....you never get over
someone committing suicide....they are just left with guilt for the rest of
their life wondering what they could have done to help......do you want that for
your loved ones?
I hope not, I know I have prayed for death. But like all the answers I have
received to my prayers, this one was NO too.

I do understand how you feel and what you are going through. I hope things work
out for you.

Do you have any idea why you are depressed? I'm not trying to sway you one way
or the other but I am curious.
See a doctor. Its wrong to pray for death. Believe in God, and your years on
earth will be great. You are going to die eventually, and then you will spend
time with God.
dont matter wont work anyway THER IS NO GOD AND THER IS NO HEAVEN IT IS ONLY AN
ANCIENT SYSTEN USED TO CONTROL VERY UNENLIGHTENED BARLEY POST-CAVEMEN
i think its awful that you are praying for God to take your life when He gave it
to you as a gift. i guess all i can say is good luck...
You Don't want to die, you are reaching out for help. Please try to seek help
from a doctor.
You just need to talk yourself out of it.
People care about you.
Don't commit suicide.
it wrong to pray for the death? No... Is suicide a sin? Yes