What is the most absurd thing a nurse has said to you prior to or during an injection?

My candidates are:
"Bend over, this won't hurt" (especially when she is hiding the injection behind
her back)
and
"Try to think about something else."
You are going to feel a little prick !!!!
u will feel a little prick,how did she know to make such a sweeping statement
hope she keeps this info to her self. have an epidural injection even though
they give a pain killer u feel ever inch/cm going in.popa
"Better this then what my husband is packing sunshine"
"Your first heroin hit is always the best"
the prick wont hurt ,it will slide in painlessly.Liar she spent 20 minutes
trying to find a vein
"it wont hurt, here ill poke myself with it first..."
"oh, wow, I expected you to start crying or something."
1st answer said what I was thinking..

Silly cow hurt when she kept missing my veins..
i hate it when they say this wont hurt a bit, such LIARS lol x